The road to Tuscarora, Nevada.
Par Jean-François Magre le vendredi 17 janvier 2020, 23:47 - Tentatives curieuses - Lien permanent
Hey ! It's abeautiful day, folks ! Let's go to Tuscarora, Nevada !
How strong is the school bus !
Yeaaahh ! Tuscarora, Nevada on the left ! You can't screw it up !
Lone Mountain Station. Nice coffe. The only for miles !!!
Waooww ! I turn on the left ! And the coffee too.
Here we are Tuscarora, Nevada !!!
The little arrow is soooooo cute !!!
Okay !!! Ride on ! Ride on ! Isn't that great !
Nice hat, buddy !!!
Damn ! It was snowing ! Or, it's been snowed ? A yes-or-no snow ??
Yeah babe ! Spooky, isn't it !
The world it spins on a crooked axis Left it twitching by the road (thank you Earth).
HEllooooooo !!!
Slow down, Jimmy, slow down...
WTF !!! Wht zis focking shit !!! Are they humans ? AMERICANNS !!!!! And the printed dog !!!!!! AAhhHhHH...... Spooky, isn't it babe.
Ah, yes... Cattle on the road.
SLOW DOWN, JUMBO, SLOW DOWN !
SLOW DOWN I SAID !!!!!!
Damn ! My coffee is frozen !!!
Finally ! The junction !
Just like Mr Lahey said !
Strange, I remember I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes and thought "wow, dogs are so easily entertained". Then I realised I just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes.
... Hey ?!? WTF !!!??? It's jammed Jummy !!! IT'S JAMMMED !!! THE GOOGLE CAR MADE A U-TURN ! DAMN !!! I CAN'T GO TO TUSCARORA, NEVADA BABE !!!
The road exists but the blue trail is vanishing ! WTF AMMRICA...
Commentaires
Observateur, ce fût la demie-heure de gagnée la plus frustrante de ma dernière vie. Je veux dire, on a reculé dans le temps d’une demie-heure, mais pour savoir que la route qu’on espérait désormais suivre plus que tout jusqu’à son terme était close…
C’est très « drame antique », cette affaire, en fait.
J’ai trouvé la poste-bibliothèque !
Damn ! The little grey box, is it post-office or librairy ???
Hello, here is the Go-Ghoul kar team. We made a u-turn because we were dying for a cup of coffee. Anyway, Tuscarora stinks.
Hello Go-Ghoul Kar, if you had been more patient, you would have found drip coffee in the post-office/library. Yes sir, the best miles around ! And Betsy, the librarian/mailwoman/stamps advisor/ grocery girl would have greeted you with the warmest "good morning" in town.
Here is your life lesson sir : it's not because trip advisor or yelp does not speak about it that it does not exist.
Sucker !
you're damn right.
Too much mumbo jumbo right here. ID cards, on you knees, all of you. Tuscarora is a calm town and my job is to keep it calm. Any cost. Show some respect to Betsy.
Her name is Betsy DeVos Show Some Respect!
Betsy is the best.
She is a real connoisseuse of romance fiction and always order the new Harlequins !
Yep !!
She is also the President of the Tuskenamorada Book Club. Next friday we will discuss Nebraska Fire by Lauren Wilde. Can't wait !!
Oh my, Betzi is a hell of a woman. Ŝe can read MINDS.
I told you so, Buck, Tuscarora is a "nid of emmerdes" as the French would say... We did the right thing, making a U-turn back on the opposite way. Yep.
Quelle arnaque, Tusacarora c'est dans l'Yonne. Je me disais bien.
Bordel, mais ils ne sont toujours pas arrivés ?
Qu’est-ce qu’ils foutent ?
Ils se sont perdus ou quoi ?
Bordel !